Woodpeeker

While shopping at Michales Arts and Crafts store I overheard an old couple talking about birdhouses. The husband asked his wife if she throught a woodpecker could fit into any of them.

She replied "Honey, if your woodpecker fits in mine then they'll have no problem getting in there." We all laughed, I bought the same house, and managed to squeeze a jumbo sized dildo though the hole.